I’m a kid ok I go to adult restaurants and eat dumplings and ask for chocolatey dessert and get MEGA awkward watching R rated movies with my parents ok

so basically my parents third wheel me the entire night and then they take me to watch an awkward movie like HELLO I’M FIVE DON’T TAKE ME TO GO WATCH A SEX RELATED MOVIE

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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  • me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*